nosdrinker:

imagine hagrid played by danny devito with forced perspective

(via imreallycoolandfriendly)

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(via joshpeck)

nicevagina:

sweetpeche:

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

or u could grow the fuck up

your eyebrows resemble birds trying to fly away from your face 

(via nicevagina-deactivated493043593)

wow that could have taken down an elephant

am not okay

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